Indian ‘ishstyle’ 1 : Hold rallies with thousands of people b(r)ought to it.
American ‘style’ 1 : Hold Conventions with a boys choir and lots of hats.
Indian ‘ishstyle’ 2 : Have a ‘apolitical’ Yatra(tour) through the whole country to feel the common man’s pulse
American ‘style’ 2 : Fly around the country on a private jumbo jet and feel the common man’s pulse.
Indian ‘ishstyle’ 3 : The ‘official’ spending limit for the election is 7000$ constituency
American ‘style’ 3 : It goes in the millions
Indian ‘ishstyle’ 4 : Pay for the election using bribes and underhanded dealings
American ‘style’ 4 : Pay for elections using wife’s fortune
Indian ‘ishstyle’ 5 : Main issue is ‘National Security’ and NOT the Nation
American ‘style’ 5 : Main issue is ‘National Security’ and NOT the Nation
Indian ‘ishstyle’ 6 : Main advertisements are posters on public walls
American ‘style’ 6 : Main advertisements are bumper stickers
Indian ‘ishstyle’ 7 : You can buy your votes
American ‘style’ 7 : You can buy your official
Indian ‘ishstyle’ 8 : Politics is hereditary if you have a ‘Gandhi’ surname
American ‘style’ 8 : Politics is hereditary if your from Texas and have oil in your blood
Indian ‘ishstyle’ 9 : Names on roll go missing in the cities
American ‘style’ 9 : Names on roll go missing in certain counties
Indian ‘ishstyle’ 10 : You can choose any fool from among the hundreds or thousands
American ‘style’ 10 : You have to choose between only two.
