The Bill of non-rights

– This is courtesy of Meagan Owens.

“We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters”

Article I

“You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.”

This is how the student government elections are held in India

Quote for the day

“Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.”

Otto von Bismarck

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Just another manic Monday …

It surely has been a manic Monday today. I have been closeted in the same room for more than eight hours. One of these days I going to look like the computer monitor that I keep staring at. Its a strong sense of deja vu that I feel (I thought my Computer Science teachers looked and acted like computers).

I managed to go to Church yesterday, after a gap of few weeks. There is so much difference in the way in which the timings work in an Indian Church. The service seemed to go on without any time limit. Inspite of being in the Pacific Time zone the people acted as if they were in the Indian Stretchable(Standard) Time zone. Can’t complain about it though, more prayer the better is what I say zzzzz

Want justice(mostly skewed) in some parts of India try the Panchayat (Village court). They have take over where the medieval witch hunting courts left of.

Sex education Indian ‘ish’style.

Bearing their cross

Quote for the day

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

-Phyllis Diller

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