Dummy’s guide to getting arrested …

Go 107 on a 65 mile zone …
Drive on the opposite side of the road …
Show the finger to the cop …
Race a cop …
Have the DMV switch your license plates …

Actually I didn’t get arrested but its a pretty scary thought. I went to the DMV the other day to get my personalized license plates only to find that the license tags I turned in belonged to a BMVs (I would loved to own one). I wondered why in this age of information overload do such things get overlooked. One thing I have found in Missouri DMVs is that it is filled with really really ancient sweet ladies who have long finger nails that makes them press the number 7 instead of number 4.

Did I mention that I hat Internet explorer. This is the third time I am writing this blog. The last two times Internet Explorer shutdown and I have lost the links I wanted to put in here.

that’s it for now folks …

“Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.” -Oscar Wilde

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V-Day …. Anti-V day …. SAD day ????

What shall I call this day??? I guess its just another manic Monday!!! I am just not going to comment on the terminology to be used other than saying “Singles of the World unite!!” against this right wing … left wing conspiracy to make money out the poor souls LOL. My take on this is that if you love somebody you got to treat everyday like Valentine’s day … but thats just me. And if anybody is thinking of giving me a valentine’s gift(not that its going to happen … ever), this would make a wonderful gift idea

Tsunami Update
The trust to help orphan kinds has been set up as previously reported by me. The first plan of action is to start with a after school program for slum around 40 slum kids. A church has graciously allowed us to use their space. This is the first step to set up a full fledged orphanage in a few months after we get the government approval. I’ll keep you all posted on new developments

In other news …

This tells you why you shouldn’t trust witch doctors

This would make a good top 10 list

Want to become a hacker the easy way ? try this

A serial streaker

The Prince(also the head of the Anglican church … God help us) is getting married … again and who cares ???

I would just call the person!

“Perfect love is rare indeed – for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain.”
-Leo Buscaglia

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